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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Still no good

How do I become an intelligent man?

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Physicists observe a new form of magnetism for the first time - Phys.org

No, not a chance

No way

Still no good.

What did your best friend do that ended your friendship?

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Phil Spencer Just Lowkey Confirmed The Halo: Combat Evolved Remaster Making 2026 A Massive Year For Xbox - Kotaku

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Would Joe Biden stoop low enough to get Taylor Swift to endorse him hoping it wins votes from celebrity worshipping idiots?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Milwaukee-area family suing Children's Wisconsin after daughter's brain donation was lost - Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Suspect in custody after 11 stabbed at Oregon homeless services provider - NBC News

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Rematch Review - Unbelievable Tekkers - GameSpot

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

UPS told California man his son’s guitar was destroyed in a wildfire — and then he found it for sale online - AOL.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

A common herb shows promise for boosting brain health and fighting Alzheimer’s - PsyPost