What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:31

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Still no good
How do I become an intelligent man?
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No, not a chance
No way
Still no good.
What did your best friend do that ended your friendship?
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
So they tried
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
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